May22
Army logic. Don’t ask.
New story starts tomorrow! Uniforms!
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May21
NEVER OFFER TO THINK FOR THE SERGEANT.
Just don’t.
May20
Yes, yes, those of you who know German will know that is not the German for “potatoes.” It is, however, one of the low-German dialect terms. In Kentucky, 20 years ago, when they said “mango” they meant a green pepper.
This blushing thing just showed up out of nowhere. It was fun ever after.
May19
Gift is named after a homely but lovely sergeant I had in the army.
Stinz is learning what every soldier needs to learn to survive — play by the army’s rules. He’s going to learn them very, very well.
May18
No, he’s not supposed to hit him. Mostly because of what’s about to happen.
Hm… I wonder if this is an act….?
May17
The truth about these rants is that, when they’re screaming in your face, it’s so obviously an act you’re trying not to giggle. I was always amazed they didn’t break down laughing.
Dan and I were sitting in the back of the theater, laughing our fool heads off at the drill sergeant murder/suicide in Full Metal Jacket, because nobody ever did that — we just all swore we would. It was an in-joke, but we did look like asshats up there in the seats. You wouldn’t believe some of the looks we got.
May16
For those girls who will have to face boys who will try to run us over with a car (and they WILL), remember, as long as you have a tree or telephone pole, you can get away. When they ground the thing in a ditch, you can threaten their paint-job. It’s a war zone, ladies.
May15
Notice the word “right” — as in “right of arrival” is involved in this tradition. Guys have rights. And privileges. And dignity. And duty. And honor.
We got … um… honor based on having a penis stuck in us. Our duty is unto the crotch product we can produce. Our dignity stops under our chins.
And we wonder why so many women would like to throttle Family Values in its crib.
May14
Boys never take into consideration that maybe girls have other things to do than be there for their nonsense.
May13
Stinz never has really dealt with more complicated or intellectual practical jokes. Where he’s from, they tip outhouses or put wagons on roofs.
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