Jan25
One of my fave readers pranced up to me at a convention and proclaimed, “Woman! Thou hast hit me with a fish!”
I stared at him like he was crazy. He rolled his eyes and said, “It’s your line! You wrote it!”
Sometimes I remember my own stuff worse than my readers do…. Going lalalalal off to write the next thing, I guess. Typical Leo, always looking for a new carcass.
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Those two are so cute together. Reminds me an awful lot of my parents (albeit with fewer feet and less fish-slapping).
Human, horse, gorilla, centaur — it’s parents all the way down.
AAAAHAHAHAAAA~! I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t THIS!
YAY! As we grow older, we start expecting things. I’m always happy when a writer or director manages to surprise me. Glad you still got to unwrap a startlement!
He’s lucky she didn’t nail him with a rolling pin or some other blunt object! That poor fish didn’t deserve any of this, good thing he appears to be deceased (of course, he’s DEFINITELY dead as a coffin nail now).
I so have one question: if centaurs can’t digest meat without getting sick, why on earth are they eating fish? Is it like some sort of ritual that they all eat fish on Easter then purge their digestive tracks?
They were going to pull him out and eat him anyway, remember? She didn’t sent the boys out to feed him. He was going to get grabbed and gutted, one way or another (evidently SOME centaurs can stand blood — I don’t know all these people….).
If I answered that, it would be a spoiler. Wait and see.
Oh sure, I know, hauled out of the water, gutted, and eaten is fine. But chased around and terrorized by a big, dumb stallion; then having said stallion crash through the ice and thrash around (making things worse); then having a couple of farm hands root around in his pond; then being used to slap someone across the face: I don’t think he deserved that!
No. No he didn’t.